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![JOB TASKS Predict peoples future. Cure from diseases. Waste peoples](/_ipx/f_webp&q_80&fit_contain&s_1440x1080/imagesDir/jpg/89100/slide-1.jpg)
JOB TASKS
Predict peoples future.
Cure from diseases.
Waste peoples money.
Prevent wars.
Stop world destruction.
Expose
bad people (assholes)
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![EDUCATION AND SKILLS You can be inborn clairvoyant. Or you](/_ipx/f_webp&q_80&fit_contain&s_1440x1080/imagesDir/jpg/89100/slide-2.jpg)
EDUCATION AND SKILLS
You can be inborn clairvoyant.
Or you can take lessons
at clairvoyant coven.
You must know how to implant right thought in others mind.
Know right hands movement to use crystal ball(s).
Use magic cards.
Know how to use spirit board.
If you are pervert, you can predict using cockerel.
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![EQUIPMENT Crystal Ball Cockerel Spirit board Hands Tea, coffee or](/_ipx/f_webp&q_80&fit_contain&s_1440x1080/imagesDir/jpg/89100/slide-3.jpg)
EQUIPMENT
Crystal Ball
Cockerel
Spirit board
Hands
Tea, coffee or wine (we prefer wine)
Sacrificial animals (we
are against that, we sacrifice people)
Candles
Mirrors
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![FUTURE OF JOB Magic of crystal balls makes immortal future](/_ipx/f_webp&q_80&fit_contain&s_1440x1080/imagesDir/jpg/89100/slide-4.jpg)
FUTURE OF JOB
Magic of crystal balls makes immortal future for and
by itself.
Even in the age of technology people are stupid and want to know their future using not artificial intelligence but living clairvoyants.
Maybe in long-long future crystal balls will have children and occupy people, making clairvoyance only existing work.