Слайд 2JOB TASKS
Predict peoples future.
Cure from diseases.
Waste peoples money.
Prevent wars.
Stop world destruction.
Expose bad people
(assholes)
Слайд 3EDUCATION AND SKILLS
You can be inborn clairvoyant.
Or you can take lessons at clairvoyant
coven.
You must know how to implant right thought in others mind.
Know right hands movement to use crystal ball(s).
Use magic cards.
Know how to use spirit board.
If you are pervert, you can predict using cockerel.
Слайд 4EQUIPMENT
Crystal Ball
Cockerel
Spirit board
Hands
Tea, coffee or wine (we prefer wine)
Sacrificial animals (we are against
that, we sacrifice people)
Candles
Mirrors
Слайд 5FUTURE OF JOB
Magic of crystal balls makes immortal future for and by itself.
Even
in the age of technology people are stupid and want to know their future using not artificial intelligence but living clairvoyants.
Maybe in long-long future crystal balls will have children and occupy people, making clairvoyance only existing work.